Your ears do not deceive you. I swear I heard some the other day while I was out shopping. But isn't a tad early? Like “It’s not even Thanksgiving yet" early? I know I always loved Christmas music as a child. It always made me feel warm and fuzzy inside. And now, as an adult… not so much.

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Because if I have to listen to chestnuts roasting on an open fire for more than a month – Psst! Nat King Cole, they’re going to burn if you cook ‘em that long – forget “Where Are You, Christmas?” I’ll be singing: Where are you, sanity?

One question, two words. Too soon?

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