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Lindsay Lohan Can’t Wait to Get Back on the Adderall Train
It's been over a week since Lindsay Lohan's doctors cut off her Adderall supply and, consequently, she began carving a tunnel through the wall of her room at the Betty Ford clinic with a spoon.
Now she's vowing to stock up on the drug the second she leaves. Hopefully the good folks at Walgreens carry riot gear.
Brandi Glanville + LeAnn Rimes Are At It Again
Champion catfighters LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville have been mighty quiet lately -- so quiet we thought maybe the dust had settled on their continuing feud.
But apparently not, because LeAnn got on twitter Monday (May 20) and fired yet another shot to her purchased devoted followers.
Jewel, Kevin Bacon, Milla Jovovich + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 21) celebrities reacted to the devastating tornado that ripped through Oklahoma, and rallied everyone who's able to help with the recovery.
Lindsay Lohan Sued by Clothing Company for Having a Lousy Reputation
Did you know Lindsay Lohan had a clothing line? No? Well, that's part of the problem. Neither did anyone else.
A debacle led Linds to file a $1 million suit against D.N.A.M. Apparel Industries, which manufactured the line. But the company is counter-suing, saying her "drug-addled" image cost them $5 million.
George Wallace, Paris Jackson, Juliette Lewis + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 20) celebrities waited, got fed up, observed people, and spoke nonsense.
Seth MacFarlane Won’t Be Returning to Sing Songs About Boobs at the Oscars
'Family Guy' fans have nothing to go all giggety about today, as Seth Macfarlane announced on Twitter that he wouldn't be returning to host the 2014 Oscars.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Kanye West Celebrates New Album ‘Yeezus’ by Broadcasting NSFW Video onto Public Buildings
To debut his track 'New Slaves,' Kanye West projected his large, disembodied head onto the side of 66 buildings around the world on Friday, May 17, like a ginormous Wizard of Oz who uses the "n" word a lot.
Carmen Electra’s New Single Challenges You to a Genitalia Measuring Competition
Once upon a time, Carmen Electra was a Prince protegee. Since then, she's been more of an actress and all-around hot babe than a singer -- but with the release of her new single, 'Bigger D-ck,' all that could change.
Maria Shriver, Brandi Glanville, Jim Gaffigan + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 17) celebrities got clean, admired tabloids, dissed fancy foods, navigated traffic and had at least one good cry.
Of Course Courtney Stodden Has a Sex Tape, Too
Courtney Stodden, your favorite 18-going-on-40 media darling, can now add "making sex tapes" to her list of talents, right below "making duck faces" and "not wearing clothes."