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Madonna Gave Gwyneth Paltrow an Icy Cold Shoulder at the Met Gala
We already know that Gwyneth Paltrow hated the Met Gala because it was super "un-fun." But perhaps another reason was that ex-BFF Madonna was giving her the cold, punk-clad shoulder the whole time.
Skylar Astin, Britney Spears, Donald Faison + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 16) celebrities experienced continued dental woes, craved breakfast, drew blanks, celebrated anniversaries, rah-rah'd and went bug-eyed.
Emma Watson, Mr. T, Lena Dunham + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 15) celebrities played stylist, craved sweets, communicated with fans, did chores and (sort of) showed their anglophobia.
So It Turns Out Melissa Joan Hart Isn’t a Bankable Movie Star
It looks like Melissa Joan Hart could have used some teenage witch magic -- the actress has put the kibosh on her ill-fated Kickstarter campaign after it failed to raise enough money for a movie she wanted to do.
Crazed Taylor Swift Fan Arrested for Swimming to Her Swanky New Beach House
An overzealous Taylor Swift fan was arrested in the wee hours of the morning on Wednesday, May 15, after swimming up to her new digs in Rhode Island.
LeAnn Rimes May or May Not Have Bought Herself a Whole Lot of Twitter Followers
Country star and internet villain LeAnn Rimes has once again come under fire -- this time from observant detractors claiming she's been purchasing Twitter followers.
Brooke Mueller Really Misses Those Huge Child Support Checks from Charlie Sheen
Denise Richards is still taking care of Brooke Mueller's children with Charlie Sheen while she parties rehabs with Lindsay Lohan at the Betty Ford clinic.
Now Mueller's hatching a plan to get the twins back -- and the hefty child support check that comes with them.
Vin Diesel Says He Put Facebook on the Map + Mark Zuckerberg Owes Him ‘Billions Of Dollars’
When he's not blowing things up on screen or making that signature Vin Diesel face, Vin Diesel likes being online. So much so that he thinks that social networking behemoth Facebook owes him big-time.
Jose Canseco, Anna Kendrick, Albert Brooks + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 13) celebrities savored, lamented Barbra Walter's 'View' departure, got optimistic, fought the tax man and admired each other from afar.
Lindsay Lohan Plotting an Escape After Betty Ford Cuts Off Her Adderall
After bouncing around from treatment center to treatment center, Lindsay Lohan finally settled on the apparent utopia of the Betty Ford clinic, where she could chain-smoke during her 90-day stay and take uppers on the reg.
But now Nurse Ratched (or the clinic's docs) have decided to strip Linds of the one thing that allows her to kinda sorta keep it together -- Adderall -- sending her into fight-o