Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
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Skateboarding Dog Is Better at Skateboarding Than Most Humans
Dash the skateboarding dog is probably better at skateboarding than most humans. He's certainly better than we are.
Ashton Kutcher Delivers Surprisingly Inspiring Speech at Teen Choice Awards
It's not as brilliant as 'Dude, Where's My Car?' but Ashton Kutcher's acceptance speech at the Teen Choice Awards was still pretty impressive.
Cat Reacts to Seeing Owner After Six Months
This pretty much sums up the love/hate relationship all cat owners have with their pets. Specifically, we love them, and they hate us. This is the typical cat's reaction to its owner going on leave for six months. We think it's probably pretty accurate...
Whales Almost Eat Divers in Insane Video
Ahhh, the ocean. So calm. So relaxing. So ABOUT TO BE EATEN BY ENORMOUS WHALES AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!! Thanks goodness these divers have friends to record their near-death experience, so that we can all watch this horrifying video. This is why we stay in the shallow water, where only sharks can get us. Good grief.
Heartwarming Commercial Has a Twist You Won’t See Coming
Watch this video. Did the Band of Horses song make you cry? That's okay. That's most people's response. We know, we know -- how could this video actually be horribly offensive? Well ...
Here’s Honey Boo Boo’s Roadkill Tasting Wishlist
Honey Boo Boo made her triumphant return last night. The second season of 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' premiered last night, and we learned a lot.
Watch Old People and Babies Dancing to ‘Blurred Lines’
Maybe the video's blatant objectification of women is a bit too much for you. Maybe you like watching old people dance. Maybe you just want an excuse to listen to Robin Thicke's summer jam 'Blurred Lines' eight times in a row. Whatever your reason is, we're pretty sure you're going to enjoy watching these videos of old people (and babies!) dancing to 'Blurred Lines.'
Evil Queen at Disneyland Confronts Snow White, Mocks Cinderella
If nothing else, this cute video proves one thing-- the characters at Disneyland do NOT break character.
Annoyed Weather Forecaster Caught Rolling Eyes on Camera
Busted! BBC weather reporter Wendy Hurrell thought the camera was off, when she rolled her eyes and flicked her hair in an annoyed manner. She thought wrong.
Jimmy Fallon Conducts Surprise Interview With ‘Michael Jordan’
It's not often that Michael Jordan does late night, and even less often that he makes an unscheduled appearance. Jimmy Fallon handles the shock of suddenly getting to meet a sports legend like the consummate professional that he is.