Ryan Anderson is a humorist and writer with a degree in journalism and philosophy that just sits in a box in his attic. You can read more of his musings here: http://www.twitter.com/kolchak
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Karma Catches Up with Simon Cowell as He’s Pelted With Eggs on ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ [VIDEO]
Simon Cowell is used to people not appreciating his opinions. But during the finale of 'Britain's Got Talent' on Saturday (June 8), one previously rejected contestant decided she'd take his feedback over easy and pelted him with raw eggs.
Kate Upton’s Scene-Stealing Boobs Are Two Huddled Masses, Yearning to Be Free [PHOTOS]
Kate Upton is everywhere lately. So it's no surprise that she's been cast in 'The Other Woman,' a romantic comedy in which she and Cameron Diaz discover they are mistresses of Leslie Mann's husband.
But none of that is necessary to appreciate these pictures, because you'll forget the plot in seconds.
Some Dude Slashed His Wrists in Front of the ‘Today’ Show Audience [PHOTO, VIDEO]
A man attempted to commit suicide -- or at least garner a lot of attention -- in front of a live taping of the 'Today' show. And while the program has been in a ratings slump, this probably wasn't what it had to mind to fix that.
Deepak Chopra, Kesha, Fairuza Balk + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 5) celebrities decided to move, rocked out with cats, kept tweeting, supported each other and fought bullies.
That Woman Miguel Kicked In the Face May Have Suffered Brain Damage
Remember that time at the Billboard Awards when Khyati Shah, who innocently went to see Taylor Swift and possibly throw rotten tomatoes at Justin Bieber, ended up being kicked squarely in the head by singer Miguel?
So does she, and she's not doing so hot.
Jennifer Lawrence Is the Hottest Mutant Ever in Her Blue ‘X-Men’ Body Makeup [VIDEO, PHOTOS]
Jennifer Lawrence was spotted on the set of 'X-Men: Days of Future Past' in full mutant mode, and she's never looked better (or bluer).
Rob Thomas, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Denise Richards + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 3) celebrities were hot, rocked out, dissed Northwest omelets, got egotistical and analyzed reality television.
Farrah Abraham Was Largely Ignored at a Porn Convention [VIDEOS]
Farrah Abraham showed up to Exxxotica 2013 in Fort Lauderdale this weekend to hawk signed copies of that video where she let James Deen pick the lock on her backdoor, and she was largely left alone.
Snooki Waxes Poetic About Pregnancy + Motherhood in Her Upcoming Book [PHOTO]
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has gone through a real transformation. After she and fiance Jionni LaValle had their son Lorenzo, she needed baby advice but didn't feel most of it was useful. So now she's written a book, 'Baby Bumps', to rectify that for other moms-to-be.
Jenna Jameson Calls Ex-Boyfriend Tito Ortiz a Lady-Beating Addict
Since breaking up last year, reigning porn queen Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz's relationship has been anything but amicable. Now Jenna's escalating, claiming Tito beat her and routinely abused drugs.