Today in Lindsay Lohan: Boozing, Birthday Woes and a Free Ride From Mark Heller + Mr. Pink
Lindsay Lohan is happy that she's not going to jail, but she's still pissed that she has to go to rehab -- not just because she insists she doesn't have a problem, but also because she's going to be there on her birthday, July 2.
She's so mad that she won't even pay her lawyers. Because someone else is doing that for her.