Lindsay Lohan

Cady Heron and Ms. Norbury, together again!

Lindsay Lohan hit the 'Late Show With David Letterman' last night, and the pair inevitably prank called Oprah (as one does), a gag that could have gone in a very different reaction if Winfrey wasn't so damn wise. Seriously, don't try to pull the wool over Oprah's eyes. She knows what's up.

Elton John has a message for young Hollywood: Stay strong. The legendary singer, who battled addictions himself for years, penned a song dedicated to the downward spirals of stars like Lindsay Lohan and Justin Bieber.

You know what's a good way to get kicked out your kid's therapy sessions when they're in rehab for alcohol and drug addiction? Calling in drunk. That's what Dina Lohan did when she phoned Lindsay Lohan in treatment, and it worked out great!

Michael Lohan dropped some of what people assumed were truth bombs over the weekend about his famously troubled (but recovering) daughter, Lindsay Lohan. But lo and behold! It turns out he -- or tabloids -- may not be so credible after all.

Lindsay Lohan celebrated her birthday with a donated cake and on Twitter, where she revealed a healthy level of self-awareness about her career. (She's previously showcased self-awareness about her status as a public figure on 'Anger Management' and in 'Scary Movie 5,' which made us want to root for her again.)

After 30 days, Lindsay Lohan has left the Betty Ford Clinic to complete the remainder of her 90-day court mandated rehab stint at the Cliffside Center in Malibu. And everyone -- prosecutors included -- signed off on the deal.

Perhaps practice really does make perfect, because Lindsay Lohan is reportedly doing a spectacular job in rehab.

It's been over a week since Lindsay Lohan's doctors cut off her Adderall supply and, consequently, she began carving a tunnel through the wall of her room at the Betty Ford clinic with a spoon. Now she's vowing to stock up on the drug the second she leaves. Hopefully the good folks at Walgreens carry riot gear.

Did you know Lindsay Lohan had a clothing line? No? Well, that's part of the problem. Neither did anyone else. A debacle led Linds to file a $1 million suit against D.N.A.M. Apparel Industries, which manufactured the line. But the company is counter-suing, saying her "drug-addled" image cost them $5 million.