Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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Christina Aguilera Sings Multiple Tracks Off ‘Lotus’ at the 2012 American Music Awards
Gloria Estefan announced Christina Aguilera as the next performer at the 2012 American Music Awards, basically saying that she was the voice of our generation. We apologize, our ears were clouded out of sheer excitement for her performance.
Carly Rae Jepsen Is Named Favorite New Artist of the Year at the 2012 American Music Awards
Have you caught your breath after Pink's performance of 'Try' yet? No? Good, because the Backstreet Boys are on hand to award the New Artist of the Year statue to Carly Rae Jepsen at the 2012 American Music Awards. And they are looking fiiiine.
Kelly Clarkson Performs a Medley of Her Biggest Hits at the 2012 American Music Awards
Randy Jackson took the stage to announce the 2012 American Music Awards' next performer, and it was wildly appropriate.
Coldplay Light Up Stadium With ‘Hurts Like Heaven’ in ‘Live 2012′ Clip
By now, Coldplay fans worldwide are probably set to watch the band on television, online, and on apps during their 'Live 2012' tour film, brought to us by Epix. The premiere of the original concert event will air on Nov. 17 and will be made available for purchase on Nov. 20, and with this clip of the band performing 'Hurts Like Heaven,' it looks as thought everyone prepping for the final viewing w
Psy’s ‘Gangnam Style’ Wins Best Video at the 2012 MTV EMAs
So we lost count as to how many outfit changes Heidi Klum has had during the 2012 Europe Music Awards, but our ears perked up and paid attention when she announced that David Hasselhoff (yes, the David Hasselhoff) would be handing out the award for Best Video.
Go Behind the Scenes of Pink’s ‘Try’ Video
As if you didn't already know that Pink is bada--, the behind the scenes look at her video for 'Try' just confirms our thoughts on the singer.
One Direction’s Mums Praised in Viral Video
Ugh, way to tug at our heartstrings. As if the guys of One Direction weren't already adorable, a song dedicated to their moms has been released. But wait, the song wasn't actually created or recorded by 1D -- it's the mastermind of a duo named Big Clown Little Clown (Dave Cribb and Luke Franks, respectively)!
Daniel Radcliffe Is Back on the Market
Listen up, 'Harry Potter' nerds. Your chance to ride Daniel Radcliffe's (broom)stick is nigh -- seems Radcliffe and girlfriend Rosie Coker have officially called it quits.
Christina Aguilera Says Not Wearing Panties Gives Power to Her Ladybits [VIDEO]
In a stunning (it's not stunning) revelation, Christina Aguilera told the world that she doesn't wear panties. Ever.
Thanks, Xtina. Now we can't get that image out of our heads. Ever.
Rihanna Lets Loose at a Shooting Range
It looks like Rihanna had a little time on her hands recently, because the girl headed on over to a shooting range to practice her shot -- and uh, we'd never wanna cross her when she's mad.